porngifs69:
REBLOG ME
I love you for everything you are, and aren’t.
My socialist loving sweetheart.
With patience. And kindness.
Who’s goofy, and likes to annoy me. Who lets me drink out of their milk glass, and thinks about me.
Who wants me.
Loves me.
Cuddles with me and is lazy with me. Who I love with everything in me. Who I can’t wait to come home to. And grow up with.
And talk with.
Fight, and have sex.
And be happy with.
Have annoying little kids with.
I will never love anyone like this.
Drunken Punching Bag
Another drink from your bottle
unwrap me from
this worn out leather
Another drink from your bottle
unchain me from
this jaded ceiling
Another drink from your bottle
stop pretending I’m
your mistakes and enemies
Another drink from your bottle
stop stinging me with
your glove-less words
Another drink from your bottle
can’t you see I’m tearing?
Another drink from your bottle
can’t you hear me pleading?
Another drink from your bottle
I’m sorry
I couldn’t stay
Another drink from your bottle
I’m sorry
you’ll miss so much
Another drink from your bottle
But I won’t be there
Terrible Drivers
Oh Boise, just when I thought I was going to be mentally stable here, you reveal to me *da dada dam* YOUR SHITTY DRIVERS. First, I’d like to point out that there is a rather normal-sized handle off to the left side of your steering wheel. That, my good idahoeyan,(I know that not the actual name for you) is for your blinkers. Please, before I rear-end you, use them. Secondly, screw you 40 year old man driving a lifted Chevy Silverado, for going into the lane for oncoming traffic to cut me off as I was stopping at a red light so you could be one car ahead. You know who you are, and I hope my continuous honking made you and your tiny penis feel very uncomfortable. Douchebag..
